Relief

Alas, the joy of being completed with all my assignments. It feels as if I have been glued to my computer for days. I honestly enjoyed this English class. It may have just been the best English class I have ever taken in all my years of attending school. Due to the amount of writing that I have done this semester I am considering in taking up a career in journalism, then a again I have considered many careers none in which I have actually stuck too. I have learned that I actually enjoy writing a lot more than I originally planned too.

Jonathan Swift- A Modest Proposal

Jonathan Swift has a sick idea. His idea is that we should eat the children of the poor to help economy and control the population. Of course he is proposing this in a jokingly manor. But basically what he is saying is that if the rich feel so horribly about the poor then why don't they just eat the kids, since they are such a failure to economy according to them. The sickening part of all this is that I can assure you some lunatic has thought of this before and if the idea was proposed in a serious manor then the possibility of something similar to the Holocaust may just repeat itself.

Crunch Time

I have never been able to solve the mystery of why we as students leave everything to the last minute. I have known about all my assignments since the beginning of the semester yet I have procrastinated and now I am 3 days away from the end of the semester and have to get everything done. The stress would have been decreased if I would have begun to do my work at least 2 weeks ago but of course that just isn’t my nature. Students in generally seem to have this bad habit, and we all try to improve it. Some of us do eventually others fall into the group that never do and we even become CEO's and still leave all the work for the last minute even if it's may cost you millions of dollars if for some reason you are unable to finish your job by the due date. Perhaps one day I will solve the mystery of why we continue with this bad habit till then I will call it plain laziness.

Susan Allen Toth-Cinematypes

I remember the day in class where we all read this passage together and at the end I don't quite remember who said so but someone said that this passage had to be exaggerated because guys can't really be like this. Oh but they can and they can be worse. An example of this would be Sam, Sam to me isn't all that much of a bad guy, most guys I know would have just came in and disregarded the fact that they have a girlfriend but Sam didn't, if anything lets applaud Sam for with holding temptation. And if you think Aaron is odd I have met worse, actually Aaron is quite normal compared to some of these guys you meet in Hialeah. I truly enjoyed this passage.

Allen Pace Nilsen- Sexism in English: A 1990s Update

There is a proverb in this passage that truly disturbed me, " If you see an old man, sit down and take a lesson, if you see an old woman, throw a stone." I would like to know who in the world told the man that came up with this proverb that a man was some how superior to a woman. The ignorance by this enraged me. So basically women like Amelia Earhart, Maya Angelou, Hellen Keller, Harriet Thubman, have absolutely nothing worth listening to. Somehow this person has convinced himself that a man has more knowledge. In modern society especially in America women have just the same amount of education as a man, some women are infact more successful so in what way are man superior? If I ever met this person I would show him a thing or two and I truly hope I never meet a fellow who has this same view point because they might not live to regret the day they ever met me.

Lewis Thomas- The Lie Detector

If there is one thing that is certain in this world it is that EVERYONE has told a lie. For whatever reason it may be we have all done it. Of course society looks down upon it because as Lewis said we are an interdependent species that relies on each other therefore we need trust. So when someone is caught in a lie, it may very well be the end of the world for them. Their credibility is flushed down and can no longer be trusted. Yet it is something so commonly done by the entire world that there shouldn't be a reason to make such fuzz about. Everyone wants to believe that we are not being lied to because we want to truly trust someone. However that may never happen even if it's a white lie, a lie is a lie.

Barbara Ehrenreich-What I've learned from Men

Let me begin by stating that I loved the way Barbara ended this essay. It was brilliant, and I agree completely with every word she has to say here. Women do need to stop acting so nice. There are times that I catch myself being too nice. Living in Hialeah you get the constant jerks throwing nasty comments at you as a form of flirting and sometimes they go too far. There has been plenty of times where I have felt that I've wanted to just go right to one of them and smack them because they can be so vulgar but of course being ladylike I do not resort to violence and just walk away pretending I did not hear a word this jerk just said. Television and movies show you exactly what Barbara is talking about succesful women. They do tend to be emberrased about their success and I do question why. Over all we need to stop thinking in situations as much as we do, we over analyze things so that we won't go too far so we may always look like a lady in the end because at the end you are not looking like a lady you are just being the weaker sex. I am not saying let's act exactly like men because in all honesty I would never want to be like a man, but I say we steal some of their traits so that we wont be looked down on.